Well my license plate was stolen last night. It was a custom plate that said: OKLN ZOO.
So all you readers out there, I'm offering a reward. 25 bucks if you find it and return it. 50 bucks if you find it, return it, and let me know who had it. 75 bucks if you find it, return it, let me know who had it and I beat the "S" out of them. Or 100 dollars if you find it, return it, let me know who had it, and you beat the "S" out of them.
Now if you see the plate on a black Monte Carlo, don't go ripping it off because that is my car.
My guess is that some douchebag has it hanging on their wall in South Oakland. So if you're out partying and see it, be sure to let me know.
~ DPJ ~